T-Virus

Don't know since when, I'm addicted to zombie movies. Yesterday, I finished watching Resident Evil & Resident Evil Apocalypse(yes, repeated many times), I found that actually zombies are quite interesting. Lifeless, no need to think so much, just have to eat and spread.

This process is just like our life. Don't pressure out so much, don't think so much; We live to eat, to stay away from hunger; We live to spread babies for next generation. Yup, I'm crapping bullshit again, until I get those pictures, I will keep on shitting you all with my shittified meaningful(less) article.

There are many zombie movies/games I like. I'll make my Top 5 list:

5. House of the Dead. Yeap, this is one of the classic zombie games. Look at this badass dude staring at you. As if it were saying, "Argh come give me a big sweety gay hug and i'll bite the shit out of you and turn you homogay!" Nonetheless, the sucky graphic which make this game a number 5.

4. DOOM. See the poster also know, doom. You watch it, you'll be doom. Experiencing a third person mode, shooting mutated dudes is the best you'll ever have. Moreover, it has some gayest zombie in the movies. Watch it, learn the gayness and syiokness from it. Number 4 is yours.

3. Dawn of the Dead. You can't judge the movie by its poster. They are some goddamn corpses which simply come to earth and have some fun because as the title says, "There's is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth". I wonder how big the room in hell is. I've never really see the whole movie, I just watched a small part at my friend's house, which one zombie holding a chainsaw and saw the crap outta a cop. Those flying hands and organs make me feel so syiok. Thumbs up for that gross scene and a number 3 for this.

2. Resident Evil. Well well the infamous Resident Evil. No need to say much, the introduction was very nice as it clearly states why all this will happen. Alice was very good in fighting zombie dogs, zombies and licker. You can't deny the fact that the laser beam scene was unpredictable. The ending was very nice, as it shows the beginning of the chaos of the city. The Dead Walks! Top 2-fied.

*Drum rolls* tada~

1. Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Pure action and adventure. Fantastic zombies striking every corner in the city. Lickers, zombie dogs, undead, zombie children, zombie prostitute and zombie civilian are in this movie. This is a triple threat match: Human(S.T.A.R.S) vs Umbrella Corporation vs Zombies. The main pop for this movie is Nemesis and Jill Valentine. These two classic Resident Evil characters make this movie pure win. GG for this. It wins number 1.

Jill Valentine

Nemesis

Currently, I want to watch Quarantine and Diary of the Dead. Maybe I'll reconsider the list after watching them. Who knows? Maybe it will be a top 7 list. Hehe