Legends:
Coal Black = CB
TARCzan = T
Jane = Jack
Colour Wolf = CW
Red Bribing Hood = RBH
Grandma = Gm
Jack = Jack
Handsome = H
Beach = B
Wizard = W
Giant = G
CylinderBella = C
(Scene 1)
CB: Ahh, I want to marry the princess of Disneyland, the beautiful CylinderBella!
*His neighbour hear him*
T: Hey blackie, did you just say... * CB stares at T*
Jane: CylinderBella! CylinderBella! *jumps around* *CB+T stare at Jane*
CB+T: Oi, control your hormones! *Jane stops*
T: By the way, I know someone who can fulfill your wish.
CB: My wish?
T: Your wish la duh! There is a wizard, 500km bearing 45° West from here. For more information, use google map.
CB: What the heck is a google map?
Jane: Google map loh! By the way, go begin your journey and seek for your hapiness. May the force be with you!
*CB starts his journey to the west*
(Scene 2)
After he travelled for some time...
CB: *walks for a while then stopped* My wolf sense tingling...
Suddenly a mysterious voice pop up...
???: Heh, you are smart one, CB.
CB: Who are you? Show yourself!
???: *Jumps out* I am your father...
CB: NOOOO!!
???: *Hehe* Just kidding, i'm the famous bandit in this area - COLOUR WOLF!!
CB: *Shocking expression* You.... You?! YOU?!?!
CW: Shaddap and give me all your money, or else..... hehe
CB: *Cross hand around chest* COME my CW, TOURTURE ME!!
CW: *Shrieks* OMG, I must be hallucinating, gtg now Adios!
CB: Noooo....
*Meanwhile a girl jumped out with an old woman*
???(1): I am your mother.
CB+CW: NOOOO!!!
???(2): And I am your grandmother.
CB+CW: NOOOOO!!!!
RBH: Shaddap and face your judgement, Colour!
*RBH & Grandma fight with the wolf* *Defeat wolf*
CW: I shall get my revenge! *Runs away*
CB: Thank you great one . What is your name?
RBH: My name is Red Bribing Hood, *attempts to bribe CB with money, gives money to CB* *CB refuses to take* *RBH puts back the money into pocket* and this is my grandma, Grandma.
Gm: Yo, sexy~
CB: *Shocked* My name is Coal Black. I'm travelling west to seek for a wizard, for the sake of my future wife. Do you know where is him?
RBH: Really?! I was seeking for him too, to cure my grandma's illness. I heard that there is a boy who sells magical bean which leads us to the one we are finding for.
Gm: Yeah, yeah! The bean!
CB: Alright then, we shall travel together.
(Scene 3)
*Colour meets her brother the Wizard in a palace*
CW: *Angry* Brother, where the heck are you?
W: What?
CW: What?
W: What what?
CW: Cut the crap! Brother, can you revenge for me?
W: Why?
CW: The one who defeated me say you're nothing but a loser just like me.
W: They maybe correct about you, but definitely not me. That's it, they are done for this! *Walks away*
CW: Where are you going?
W: I'll be back... *Plays Terminator song*
Wizard uses magic, teleporting him to the couples.
Jane: *Excited* Oh look TARCzan, magic....
T: *Push Jane to his back* Stand back Jane, this guy is dangerous, I can sense his evilness
W: *Judge around TARCzan* I'm the Wizard. You have great power young one, join the dark side. We have cookies! *Take out cookies*
T: Never! I'm the symbol of the light and you're the master of the dark side. Evil will not over truimph the good!
W: It is not until you say so, feel my wrath! *Throw a cookie into TARCzan's mouth, T becomes bad*
W: Good, follow me to my palace. We shall wait for the arrival of our enemies. *Uses magic again* *Plays the digi song I will follow you*
Jane: No, TARCzan! How could you?
T: Goodbye, Jane. *Teleports away with the wizard*
Jane: NOOOO.... I shall stop your evil plan wizard, I shall go and find Coal Black to rescue TARCzan. *Went to find CB*
(Scene 4)
Jane found Coal Black.
Jane: Oh, it is good to see you, listen to me, the.... *CB interrupts*
CB: I have already know about it.
Jane: How did you...?
CB: World Wide Web.
Jane: What the heck is that?
CB: Triple W lah! By the way, meet Handsome and Beach, *Points to them* RBH and Grandma, *Points to them*. They have told me about the wizard.
Handsome: It is all about this mirror's fault! *Smash it to the ground*
RBH: You know that mirror costs about RM5.90. You could give it to me.
Gm: Or me!
Jane: Or me! *Excited*
CB: Jane, please control your hormones again. We need to figure out a way to find the wizard.
Beach: Hey guys, I know a boy named Jack who can help us!
CB+Gm+RBH+Jane+H: How can we find him?
Beach: He's just behind me only! *Points to Jack* *All stares at him*
Jack: Yo brothers and sisters, wassup!
All: Why don't you speak up just now?
Jack: Because....because...I don't know what to say. By the way, do you want to buy some magic beans? It can take you to the one you are seeking for. It only costs RM1 for each, 2 or more will be RM10 each.
CB: Guys, take him to the toilet *All approaches him*
Jack: Ok ok, I was kidding! I'll go with you all. I need to kill the wizard too.
CB: Thank you, Jack. I don't understand, why you want to kill him? *Put hand around Jack's shoulders*
Jack: He...he sodomized me. I lost my virginity!
CB: *Take back his hand* Fine then, lets go for him!
They planted the bean, the bean lead them to the sky, to a palace on top of a cloud.
(Scene 5, Last Scene)
They arrived at the palace. They entered the palace.
H+B: Wait a second, isn't she the....?
Gm+RBH: The wizard?
H+B: No you idiot. The wizard is a male. She is the...
CB: CylinderBella!
C: Please save me, brave ones. I have been cursed to be the wizard's mistress for more than one thousand years!
Jane: *Looks at CB* So, you still want to take her as your wife?
CB: *Shakes head* I'll consider about it.
C: The shoes on the wizard's legs, is the key to dispell the curse! Make it fast, wear those shoes on my legs before 12am, or else...
Beach: *Very concern about it* Or else what?
C: You will become...
Gm+RBH: Become like TARCzan?
C: No, you will become homosexual forever.
Jack: Wow, that's cool! *All stares at him*
Suddenly, the wizard, Colour amd TARCzan came in.
W: Hahaha, you fools. You'll never get to do so!
CW: You all shall die in my brother's hand!
T: Hello, Jane, we meet again.
Jane: TARCzan, why tell me why? *TARCzan shakes head*
CB: Guys! Standby, charge and......attack!
*RBH+Gm+Jane fight CW+T*
*CB+H+B+Jack fight the wizard*
*RBH+Gm+Jane defeats CW+T*
Jane: Why TARCzan why?
T: The dark side has corrupted me. Sorry that I have betrayed you, will you still love me?
Jane: I.... *Looks around* guess so... *Curse has been dispelled*
CW: Impossible! How could the spell being dispelled?
T: You will never know, love is bigger than the sky!
CW: Screw the love, argh *Faints*
T: Come guys, I shall help you all!
*Wizard defeats CB+H+B+Jack*
CB: Argh, he is so strong. He must be on steroids!
W: Heh, you haven't seen the strongest side of me yet! *Eats a cookie* *Transforms into a giant*
H+B+Jack: He is so huge, how are we suppose to fight him?
C: You idiots, aim for the legs lah!
CB: Oh ya hor! Guys, aim for the legs.........attack!
They managed to pin down the giant, CB got the shoes.
CB: I got the shoes!
H: NO, you idiot that's my shoes!
CB: Oops, sorry.... *Gets giant's shoes*
*Wear the shoes on CylinderBella* *Curse has been broken down*
*Beach transforms into..... BEAST!*
G: Nooo, how dare you!
CB: Take this! *Throws a shuriken towards the Giant* *Giant evades*
G: Ha! Useless tricks!
All: *Points behind him*
G: Huh? What the....Aiya!
*The shuriken made a U-turn and stabbed the giant in the heart*
G: Argh......I.....I...... *Faints*
All: *Cheers in hapiness*
CB: So the wizard is dead. What should we do now?
T+Jane: so, do you still want to marry CylinderBella?
CB: Forget about it. She's too old.
Jack: Hey guys! Do you all still want to buy my beans? It will be cheaper this time....
CB: Guys, I'm getting sick of this guy. Take his to the toilet!
All: *Agrees* *Carry him out the class*
Jack: NOOOOOOOOO....
The End.
Parodies: Snow White, Jack and the Bean Stalk, Beauty and the Beast, The Red Ridding Hood, Cinderella, Tarzan, Journey to the West, Star Wars and Terminator
Phew, that was long!!
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Easy Learning presented by Yeong Gor:
- Never try to be a director for a drama.
- Never try to be a script writer for a drama.
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